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When you provide us with your name, address, and email address, this
information is treated as strictly confidential and will not be sold or rented
for any reason. 

   And now for some really fine print... it's just standard
legal stuff that was translated from a real lawyer, but it's still really
important. 

   Here's the deal: 

   We run this site so that people like you (and people you
like) can use it for personal entertainment, information, education,
communication, and cybergratification. So go ahead and browse around all you
like. You can even download stuff from the site but only for noncommercial,
personal use. If you do, though, don't fool around with the copyright and other
notices all over the stuff. They're there for a really good reason. And don't
even think about distributing, modifying, transmitting, reusing, reposting, or
anything else uncool with any of the stuff, including text, images, audio, and
video, for public or commercial purposes unless we give you written permission.
And it's not likely we will. 

   If you visit our site, you're also legally obligated to